When it comes to day packs and especially heading out into the backcountry there are a few steadfast rules.
The unruly mountain delivered her coup de grâce, but without that French eloquence – it was more like ” FINISH HIM!” at the end of a Mortal Kombat match.
But a woman by herself?! That was right up there with driver’s that use their blinkers – they are out there, but they are few and far between
At midnight, 4 knights in shining armor appeared out of the darkness. Ladies, you know when you were little and you hoped to be saved by a hot fireman or sexy lifeguard? Well, this was the adult real-life version of that times 4.
We all agreed you would not survive and you would be lucky if they could recover your body – sounds fun right? Not the ideal scenario for a family hike, but then again we weren’t on an all rainbows and butterfly’s type of hiking trail.
They looked at us with pity and apologetically informed us that we were on the wrong trail with 10 more hills to go up and over and barely halfway.